NEW BLOG, OR STAY HERE AND KEEP TALKING ABOUT PORN? NEW BLOG, OR STAY HERE AND KEEP TALKING ABOUT PORN?

NEW BLOG, OR STAY HERE AND KEEP TALKING ABOUT PORN?

Hi Friends, So, I’m betwixt. Do I stay here and keep writing, or do I start a new blog that talks about my life and other crap post-living in Los Angeles? (Though, on a daily basis, my boyfriend pressures me to move back to LA. Well, he doesn’t really pressure me daily, just weekly, and [...]

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HOME ALONE AND LESBIAN PORN HOME ALONE AND LESBIAN PORN

HOME ALONE AND LESBIAN PORN

Ok, two quick thoughts. I don’t have the kind of time that I would like to write full posts, but here are two thoughts for when I do: 1. The great thing about working at home is that you can masturbate anytime…with the sound on! 2. I’m scared to watch lesbian porn ’cause I may like [...]

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CONJUGAL-ITY IN THE TORAH CONJUGAL-ITY IN THE TORAH

CONJUGAL-ITY IN THE TORAH

  Let’s get Jewish about this subject. I’m not really that religious at all, but I recently heard from a Modern Orthodox girlfriend of mine that in the Ketubah, her husband’s duties were laid out: he must provide a house, food and sex and satisfy a woman. Hmmm, and not the other way around. And then I just [...]

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BREAST EXAM FOLLOWED BY SEX THERAPY BREAST EXAM FOLLOWED BY SEX THERAPY

BREAST EXAM FOLLOWED BY SEX THERAPY

That’s a mouth full. What’s on the agenda today? Breast exam followed by sex therapy. Please let me get through this day. Last night I had thoughts of my new therapist killing me in his office. I don’t really know him; I’ve never seen a male therapist; he wanted to see us one-on-one before treating [...]

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Life

myboobsarebig.com

myboobsarebig.com

Myboobsarebig.com is my first blog post in a long time. I’ve written draft posts in my email and in my head, but I didn’t have the balls to post them. I’m...

Jul 17, 2012 11:30

Los Angeles

MY TRIP TO LA

MY TRIP TO LA

  On March 3rd, the inaugural day of my school’s Spring Break, I took a trip to Los Angeles with my boyfriend. I did not want to go for several reasons and anyone...

Mar 17, 2012 7:16

Relationships

SEX THERAPY ON ROSH HASHANAH (HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR?)

SEX THERAPY ON ROSH HASHANAH (HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR?)

A friend of mine suggested that I end this blog. Tie it up in a bow and call it a day. Why? I don’t live in LA anymore, I am not moving anywhere and it feels like...

Sep 14, 2012 11:55

Sex

NEW BLOG, OR STAY HERE AND KEEP TALKING ABOUT PORN?

NEW BLOG, OR STAY HERE AND KEEP TALKING ABOUT PORN?

Hi Friends, So, I’m betwixt. Do I stay here and keep writing, or do I start a new blog that talks about my life and other crap post-living in Los Angeles? (Though,...

Mar 16, 2013 6:18

Recent Articles

NEW BLOG, OR STAY HERE AND KEEP TALKING ABOUT PORN?

NEW BLOG, OR STAY HERE AND KEEP TALKING ABOUT PORN?

Hi Friends, So, I’m betwixt. Do I stay here and keep writing, or do I start a new blog that talks about my life and other crap post-living in Los Angeles? (Though, on a daily basis, my boyfriend pressures me to move back to LA. Well, he doesn’t really pressure me daily, just weekly, and [...]

HOME ALONE AND LESBIAN PORN

HOME ALONE AND LESBIAN PORN

Ok, two quick thoughts. I don’t have the kind of time that I would like to write full posts, but here are two thoughts for when I do: 1. The great thing about working at home is that you can masturbate anytime…with the sound on! 2. I’m scared to watch lesbian porn ’cause I may like [...]

CONJUGAL-ITY IN THE TORAH

CONJUGAL-ITY IN THE TORAH

  Let’s get Jewish about this subject. I’m not really that religious at all, but I recently heard from a Modern Orthodox girlfriend of mine that in the Ketubah, her husband’s duties were laid out: he must provide a house, food and sex and satisfy a woman. Hmmm, and not the other way around. And then I just [...]

BREAST EXAM FOLLOWED BY SEX THERAPY

BREAST EXAM FOLLOWED BY SEX THERAPY

That’s a mouth full. What’s on the agenda today? Breast exam followed by sex therapy. Please let me get through this day. Last night I had thoughts of my new therapist killing me in his office. I don’t really know him; I’ve never seen a male therapist; he wanted to see us one-on-one before treating [...]

I DON’T THINK PORN IS SO GREAT THAT WE CAN’T LIVE UP TO IT

I DON’T THINK PORN IS SO GREAT THAT WE CAN’T LIVE UP TO IT

I DON’T THINK PORN IS SO GREAT THAT WE CAN’T LIVE UP TO IT - (Isn’t that just the smartest title? I think there should be an academic conference on this subject.) People who think that porn makes sex seem unrealistic, or think that sex can never match up to porn, are either watching the wrong [...]

HOOTERS THERAPY

HOOTERS THERAPY

My new sex therapist’s office is above a Hooters. I can’t make this shit up. If only Hooters had been open at 10:15 am when our appointment was over, I could have gotten drunk and eaten waffles off some chick’s titties and it would have been a better day. Where should we start? I woke [...]

SEX THERAPY ON ROSH HASHANAH (HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR?)

SEX THERAPY ON ROSH HASHANAH (HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR?)

A friend of mine suggested that I end this blog. Tie it up in a bow and call it a day. Why? I don’t live in LA anymore, I am not moving anywhere and it feels like a chapter in my life that’s kinda’ over. There’s so much pressure in our lives to complete things, [...]

myboobsarebig.com

myboobsarebig.com

Myboobsarebig.com is my first blog post in a long time. I’ve written draft posts in my email and in my head, but I didn’t have the balls to post them. I’m supposed to get on a flight tonight to Paris and I also don’t have the balls to go. I care what you think, but [...]

PREGNANT IN LA

PREGNANT IN LA

I imagine what it would be like to be pregnant in LA. This wouldn’t be a normal thought for me if I didn’t have a boyfriend who desires kids and to move back to Los Angeles ASAP after I graduate from my MFA program in NYC. I am also 35, which didn’t seem like a [...]

MY TRIP TO LA

MY TRIP TO LA

  On March 3rd, the inaugural day of my school’s Spring Break, I took a trip to Los Angeles with my boyfriend. I did not want to go for several reasons and anyone who knows my boyfriend, or me, or has had any contact with us in the last 8 months (especially the inhabitants of [...]

THE HENRY SOFA

THE HENRY SOFA

The West Elm Henry Sofa is more than a couch (sorry, sofa) — for me, it’s commitment during an unsure time, and for my boyfriend, muuuuch needed comfort. I’m fine without comfort — if I had to sit on the floor and eat, fine, or sleep in sheets that are disgusting (I mean, my dog [...]

THIS POST SUCKS

THIS POST SUCKS

I had to look up my password to this blog. I haven’t written for a while and I haven’t totally missed it. I’m back in school and there are so many things on my mind and sometimes I can’t get over the fact that the blog is called “Reluctantly Moving to LA” when I am [...]