DRAGONFLY COCK RINGS
Boyfriend, Sex, Sexuality — By admin on 12/23/2010 2:30 pm
The sex-toy lady began her presentation by telling us that she has sex four times a day with her husband. Let me say that this woman who looked like she stepped out of a PTA meeting and was dressed like a Talbot’s ad was a complete liar, but I didn’t figure that out till later. She went on and on about gel products that I was supposed to stick up my vagina or rub on my boyfriend’s penis to stimulate heat or some hormonal smell. All the girls “ooed” and “aaaahed” while I inspected the ingredients on the labels: red dye #4, cherry fragrance, phthalates. “Do you have anything all-natural?” I asked, realizing that I was ruining mood. “It’s all natural,” she said, smiling. She moved onto cock rings and passed some around. “I LOVE cock rings,” my new girlfriend said falling onto my thighs. A twinge of prickly static-electricity traveled to my clit. “You do?” I asked, “Yeah, my boyfriend loves cock rings. We have so much fun with them!” Well, fun sounded like fun.
That night I drove to boyfriend’s apartment in the Valley. “Can we go buy a cock ring for you?” I asked as he opened the door. “A what?” “A cock ring.” I told him that our female friend thinks they are amazing and we should get one now. He was game, like any new boyfriend would be, and there were a plethora of porn and sex shops in the Valley.
We drove around the corner to a brightly-lit sex-shop that was empty except for the young female cashier. “Hi,” I said. “Can I help you?” “Um, do you have cock rings?” I asked, smiling back to my boyfriend who had no idea what the hell was going on. I walked down the aisle to the cock ring wall. They were not exactly what I imagined; most were brightly colored silicone rings topped with a vibrator shaped as insects or arthropods with long tentacles and several legs. There were bright-blue centipedes, yellow millipedes, purple dragonflies and green beetles.
“This is weird,” I said to my boyfriend, “Why are they insects? Do you think she uses insects?” I asked. “Um, are these the only cock rings that you have?” I yelled over the cashier. “Well, we have the plain non-vibrating ones to the left and the vibrating ones that you’re lookin’ at.” She walked over and explained that the tentacles are for tickling my clit while my boyfriend gets aroused by the tightness of the ring around his erect penis. She literally said that. My boyfriend looked confused; I was dead-set on getting one. “What color do you want?” I asked my boyfriend. “Your choice.” I grabbed the pink cricket-shaped cock ring and we left.
I unwrapped the package as soon as we got home. My boyfriend took off his pants and had trouble getting on the cock ring. It was quite small; it could fit on my middle finger. We wondered if he should put in on when he was hard or when was soft. Watching him jerk-off with the cricket around his dick was pretty weird. He finally got hard and and I flipped the switch so the tentacles would start vibrating and we started to have sex. He tried to push up hard into me so that the tentacles titillated my clit, but it didn’t work and all I could think about is the silicone giving me cancer of the clit. “Do you like it?” I asked. “I can’t really feel anything and it hurts,” he said. “Should we not do this?” I asked. “We can try it me on top pushing the tentacles in more.”
We made a good effort and then gave up. “This sucks,” I said. “Good. I don’t like this.” We agreed that we did not want any sex-toys: Not the hand-cuffs we bought, not the special lube, not the tentacled cock rings and not the blindfold. We’ll take au natural anytime.
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4 Comments
Dear Jamie,
Y’know, I bet you could find one that feels really good….but, au natural rocks already, so….why bother?
L’hitraot
Hahahahahahaha
Why does your boyfriend need a cock ring? What if one already has a huge cock? Will a regular size cock ring do damage to the penis?
1. He doesn’t need a cock ring.
2. Has nothing to do with it…I think.
3. Have no idea.
I could find the answers to these questions by Googling more info about cock rings, but I’m tired from eating cookies and taking bootcamp this morning, so I’ll pass. Plus, I have no interest in cock rings. Double-plus, my boyfriend would probably feel bad that I’m writing to a guy about cock rings. Thanks for reading though. I appreciate that.