WHAT IS SEX?
Masturbation, New York City, Sex — By admin on 08/14/2011 7:42 am
Something I haven’t done lately. Do you ever look at a couple and picture them having sex? I do it all the time. I just did it. I’m sitting in the Second Stop Cafe again and there’s this nice Jewish couple (I just know they are Jewish) and I’m watching them to talk to each other, laugh, share thoughts and I picture them fucking; him jabbing his Jewish cock into her doggy style. Is that wrong?
Sometimes I have sex and I picture my old boss. This guy who was the Managing Partner at some IP (Intellectual Property) Law Firm on Madison Avenue that I worked at as a Legal Secretary. Let’s just call him “fuckface,” I mean, he was nice enough, but totally yucky (I sound like a high-school girl on YouTube. Good.) Anyway, he was as thin as a rail and liked to tell me that he does 45 minutes on the Stairmaster before work.
He hired me cause I was young, wore a skirt-suit and blah blah blah. He wrote computer, science, etc. patents. He was smart, but sorry, not very attractive in my opinion. I picture him fucking me sometimes while I fuck my boyfriend. Or I picture the homeless guy, or the guy that I find completely unattractive and it totally turns me on. When I worked at the law firm I used to imagine him calling me into his office when I “bad” and he’d take care of things. When I’d masturbate, I’d think, this is totally wrong. Yuck. Stop. Jamie, stop. Please, stop. Ew, no, yucky, wrong, yuck, stop, but I’d still do it and orgasm. Those were the days. Now I just picture the Jewish couple having sex. I’m hard up. Hard up.
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I stopped by to check for updates after seeing an article talking about spankwire; of course I would be reminded of you.
I’m glad I did, too, but also disappointed that I’m the only one reluctantly in LA anymore. Well, except for the other millions of people who hate it here.
Good luck on getting laid. Next time, let the Jewish couple know what you’re thinking; maybe they’d be down for something fun.
ok so ive got a question, ive got friends who are girls and my girlfriend but no one seems to answer, what makes a girl go crazy, IE, FRIENDS ( chandler wanting to please kathy ) while number 7 is obvious, what makes a girl go from this feels nice to damn this is awesome, for this scenario we should assume the mood is right music is a little bit of hip hop or club trance and were both sober, yep, sober
You just won’t stay down will ya?