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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Boys’ Category
DRAPER’S WORLD
Is it wrong to think of Donald Draper while having sex? Yes, yes it is. Is it so expected — like women, like cupcakes. I picture it long. Not like a garden snake, but a boa – long and think, swervy and slick, searching and smart – and inside me. “Jamie, no, no…”, I chided [...]
WRITING THE BANAL DAILY DRIVEL
This is a blog. By nature it feels like one should write a blog daily. The problem is that I write essays and I fear watering them down with daily drivels about random things, yet I may be underestimating the potential of this blog. I don’t want this to become my “The Artist’s Way” Morning [...]
WHAT THE HECK SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT?
So many interesting things happened in the last two weeks of not writing the blog. 1. I made out with some random guy from the Republic of Georgia at a strip club. Yes, I realize that makes me sound like complete whore, but I can honestly say it was very innocent. Well, not very innocent, [...]
SEXUAL MATURITY
“I just want to make love to him,“ I said out loud tonight while driving home from Whole Foods. “What is wrong with me?” I thought immediately after. This isn’t the same Jamie who wanted to marry every date after her divorce, or the clingy, prudish girl who has to really care about the men she [...]
eHARMONY AND ME
My friend told me that she had a shitty experience with eHarmony. She didn’t actually go out on a date, but she said the process was hostile. They matched her 12 guys and then she was instantly rejected or “closed” by about 18 others, so she quit. She said that the eHarmony process began with [...]
THE CULTURE OF THE LAUNDROMAT, MEN’S UNDERWEAR and GIANT SANTA
I just watched a 250 lb. man walk into 7-Eleven wearing a miniskirt (no underwear), a pink bra and a Santa hat. I’ve lived in 5 major cities: New York, Boston, Krakow, London and now Los Angeles and I have never seen anything like that. At first I was repulsed, nauseous. Didn’t want to look [...]
13 BAD DATE IDEAS
I’ve been thinking about dating lately, and the worst possible things I could do on a date. I started thinking about this after my girlfriend at the gym told me to read, “He’s Just Not That Into You!” and “Why Men Love Bitches.” This was the first thing she said to me after I told [...]
I USED TO LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC…
I know it’s not cool to love country music, but I do. I love all sorts of music and I am a big “pop” and “country music” fan. I especially love old cowboy music. For years, I had a huge dream of marrying a cowboy, and living on a ranch in the West. In 1999, [...]
CAMP WAS FUN, BUT I MISSED MY KITTENS!!!
I asked my husband to pick me up from camp. I missed home, but it did give me a few days off to work on my calendar. Here are some pictures of me from camp: In my leotard, with my bunkmate, and my parents visit on “Parent’s Day: Where-we-pretend-all-is-happy-at-home.“ OKAY, those are some real pictures from [...]