Archive for the ‘Culture’ Category
I HAVE A MUSIC CRUSH ON RYAN BINGHAM!
I’m sitting in my car, knowing full well that my ice-cream is melting, listening to Ryan Bingham on Los Angeles’ 89.9, KCRW (National Public Radio). I have a huge music crush on him. If only I had an ice-cold Bud Light, filtered Camel and a pickup on the open road. Goddamn Ryan Bingham. Ryan, if [...]
I CAN’T WAIT TO HAVE A BABY SO EVERYONE CAN JUDGE ME!
It’s so enticing: A baby in my tummy, my boyfriend being so incredible like always – taking care of me, buying me my favorite foods, writing incredible love notes. We’ll think of baby names together, pick sweet paint colors for the baby room, buy organic tiny baby clothes and eco-furniture. I can do that. I think I [...]
SABICH: A DELIGHTFUL MIDDLE EASTERN SANDWICH
I just Googled “hummus.” That’s what happens when I’m bored and eating hummus, and I stumbled upon the “sabich sandwich.” I hate the word “yummy” (oh god I hate that word. There’s a yoga place in Los Feliz called “Yummy Yoga,” and I wince when I drive by it. I want to blow it up…is that [...]
WHY ARE ALL FRENCH FILMS ABOUT ADULTERY?
I’ve had the flu for the past 4 days. I’ve gone from eating very little and feeling nauseous to eating like an insatiable pig. Starving. Cookie-chasing. So fucking hungry. In one day I must have consumed 7,000 calories. My stomach looks like a 6-month pregnant woman. Jesus. I gotta get over this flu. It’s like [...]
FAT BRITNEY
It brings me a lot of pain to write this blog post. I don’t even want to, but when I sat on the toilet last night, I thought, “I don’t want to be Fat Britney.” What am I talking about? I am in a show tonight for Christmas and I am wearing a bikini-like costume [...]
I USED TO LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC…
I know it’s not cool to love country music, but I do. I love all sorts of music and I am a big “pop” and “country music” fan. I especially love old cowboy music. For years, I had a huge dream of marrying a cowboy, and living on a ranch in the West. In 1999, [...]
I HATE THE GUY WHO WORKS AT THE STARBUCKS NEAR ME
But I’m sure if “I Got To Know Him I Wouldn’t Think He Was A Complete Jerk.” Blah, Blah. And you know what? He reeeeeaaallly hates me too. He makes that perfectly clear. He hates my annoying drink (which I have totally toned down), and he hates that I once got pissy one day when he [...]
EX-BOYFRIENDS
I just read a past post I wrote about my ex-boyfriend. I really enjoy one ex-boyfriend’s music. Am I allowed to write his name…hmm…well, his name is Jon Protas. He has a song called “Mary” that is pretty remarkable. I put his name and link on my bookmarks bar. My husband (who uses this computer [...]



