ART SCHOOL AND PERIODS IN PROVENCE

It’s been a long time since I’ve written. I’ve drafted many posts, but haven’t had the time to post them. My focus has been on applying to graduate school. I just made the decision to not apply to any creative writing MFA programs. I feel as though my head wants to go, but my heart [...]

MY BIRTHDAY WISH: SHEET CAKE + T&A

What do you get when you combine 3 sheet cakes with tits and ass? My birthday wish. Okay, you may think this is superficial, and you may be right, but I don’t feel like showing my present naked ass, still affected from my “I-got-a-divorce-so-I-must-eat” phase. I’ve been hitting the gym hard (wish I was hitting [...]

"FUCK THE PAIN AWAY"

The title of this post has nothing to do with what I’m writing, but I’m enjoying the song, “Fuck the Pain Away” by Peaches that my pole dancing teacher recommended. (That is probably the most awesome sentence I’ve ever written.) I just came home from my pole dancing class, which regretfully makes me sound like [...]

A HUGE TURN OF EVENTS: I’M GOING TO FRANCE AND I’M GOING TO POSE NAKED WITH CROISSANTS!!!

I have not written for the past two weeks. Why? I got a job. I know, crazy thing to have a job in Los Angeles. I was making fun of insane Craigslist ads on this blog, and then I got an awesome job off of Craigslist. Not a crazy one. A crazy good one. I [...]

HAPPY PASSOVER!

Happy Passover to my friends that celebrate! I wish everyone else a wonderful evening. I’m off to a Seder in Los Angeles. I found a group of people that I really connect with. Honestly, I am a newbie at practicing the Jewish traditions. I studied the history of Jews while living in Poland, but my Jewish education [...]

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

There is so much to say today, but I’m going to wait to write it until tomorrow. I don’t want to tell you how I’m spending Valentine’s evening. Not sure if it’s a good idea, but I’m going to do it, and I’m going to be strong. If you like this picture, I made a [...]

THE JEWISH DAILY FORWARD

The Jewish Daily Forward “Calendar Girl’s Jewish Year” November 20, 2008 by Lana Gersten Jamie Sneider may have taken the traditional notion of “comfort” out of the term “comfort food.” In her 2009 calendar, “The Year of the Jewish Woman,” the actress and comedy writer poses in skimpy outfits, often bearing iconic Jewish foods — [...]

MMM, GEFILTE! A WONDERFUL BEDROOM SNACK!

My husband NEVER tells me I have, “Fishy breath.” He supports my gefilte eating. I mean, you can’t CHANGE someone when you get married, and this is one habit he accepts. Yummy!

SWEET DREAMS GEFILTE! SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT

SCHOOL GIRL POLL. THANKS FOR SPARING ME THE HUMILIATION.

I know the poll is not over until tomorrow, but I’d like to thank you all for sparing me the humiliation of wearing this nonsensical school-girl outfit on the left. It received the same number of votes as, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” So, I am glad I’m not wearing it. Also, students don’t [...]

GOOD SHABBOS! A REQUEST FOR GEFILTE!

I’ve been asked lately, “Where is the dinner food? Why do you only pose with sweets?” My good friends Adam and Jenn, who are getting married tomorrow, requested Gefilte, and I have good and bad news. The good news is that I will shoot those pictures IN BED eating gefilte undressed. The bad news is [...]