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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category
WHAT IS SEXY? LET’S TALK LINGERIE.
I have no idea why I am writing about this. I’m sitting at my desk trying to think of something really deep to kvetch about, but all I can think about is lingerie. Jeeshus. Well, let’s explore. What is sexy? Since I don’t have a team of writers, I will tell you about what I [...]
NERD GLASSES ON THE WAY!
Yay! I ordered Nerd Glasses! I think I might get them today! Goodbye old-Jamie, Hello nerd-Jamie! Can I see? Yup. Perfect vision, but I really want cute, nerdy glasses. I need a new vibe. A nerd vibe. I walk around LA sometimes dressed up, but mostly in my schlocky workout outfit or some horribly unflattering [...]
JEWISH CALENDAR SHOOT: DAY ONE – ON LOCATION
Here are some pictures from Day One. It was pretty much one of the best, most satisfying days of my life. I actually feel like my OCD about this calendar totally paid off. Thanks God! The Crew Photographer: Paul Smith Photo Assistant: Shelby Duncan Makeup Artist: Sarai Hairstylist: Ralffy Burr Costumes/Stylist: Jamie (Me), Canter’s Deli [...]
OH ME? I’M JUST WORKIN’ OUT!
“Hi, I’m just WORKING OUT! I know I look like I’m ABOUT TO SHOOT A PORNO, but nope, just gonna hit the treadmill!” WHEN DID THIS OUTFIT BECOME SUITABLE FOR THE GYM? Only in LA. I swear to god I’ve never seen soooo much skin in either Boston or New York. You may be thinking, [...]
I’M THINKING OF BECOMING A FASHION DESIGNER. THE KITTEN BRA!
Yeah, I just designed this new piece called, “The Kitten Bra,” and I really think I have something going for me. It costs $150. You have to feed it and take it off so it can shit, but dude – it’s soooo worth it!!!!!!!