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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Health’ Category
MY SENSUAL DENTAL VISIT. WHEN’S MY NEXT APPOINTMENT?
The title sounds like the making of a malpractice suit, but I just had a really good experience at the dentist office. So good that I feel great about life. If you knew me personally, the idea of enjoying the dentist sounds like a big fat lie. Let me give you a little background: I [...]
DEVITA NATURAL SKIN CARE. MY NEW FAVORITE!
This post is very “un-Jamie.” I may not talk about sex, boobs, masturbating, etc. I want to talk to you about something girly, but it’s for men too. Here’s a little unknown fact about me: When I was 21, I started using skin care products from natural food stores and when I was 25, I [...]
I WAS TIRED…UNTIL I MASTURBATED.
Way to make my blog seem like a porn site! But it’s true. It’s amazing how 5 minutes can make one feel so different. (I was just thinking while editing this post: is any normal person going to want to date me? Imagine if their parents saw this blog? Well, I guess I have to [...]
IT’S HARD TO WRITE ABOUT PORN WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY
I’ve been trying a new diet. Not “diet” in the sense of “eating less,” but rather shifting the way I eat. My biggest problem is protein. I’ve never been a big meat-eater, and I was actually a vegetarian and then vegan for many years. Even though I eat pretty healthy – mostly organic and tons [...]
MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIS BALLS
I was writing this morning about my fear of death, probably because my 71 year-old father is sick and went to the hospital today. He called me yesterday, “Hi Jamie, I haven’t been feeling good.” “Really, what’s wrong?” I asked. Anytime one of my parents is sick, I have heart-palpitations. I can’t deal with the idea [...]
ODE TO BIG RED GUM. (WHY ARE YOU SO BAD FOR ME?)
Folks, I have a problem. A gum problem. A Big, Red Problem. My husband told me it’s either him or the gum. Well, he didn’t, but my dentist did. That’s right. I told my dentist that I chewed this kind of gum…after he prodded me for the truth, and he started hysterically laughing. My 50+ [...]