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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Jewish Dating’ Category
ROSH HASHANAH. THE PG-VERSION.
In about a week, I will celebrate Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) in the most unique way. Last year, I went alone to to the Writers Guild of America in Beverly Hills to celebrate Rosh Hashanah. They have an interesting service run by the Chai Center, a family of Lubavitch Jews whose patriarch gives [...]
DO THE RIGHT THING
Do the right thing. Sometimes you don’t realize how much people matter to you until they are gone or you’ve pushed them away. I’m 33 years old and I am at a critical point in my life. This time it’s not about me; it’s about my friends. In particular, my girlfriends. I’m losing them. I’m [...]
SPENDING ROSH HASHANAH AT A STRIP CLUB. (From Jewcy.com)
I’m the only one in my immediate family who would ever go to Jewish services. My parents will go to a Bat Mitzvah or holiday feast, but my mom worships Bill Maher and George Carlin and my dad is all about work-he does JDate, that’s about it. My sister is just not interested. I wonder [...]
eHARMONY AND ME
My friend told me that she had a shitty experience with eHarmony. She didn’t actually go out on a date, but she said the process was hostile. They matched her 12 guys and then she was instantly rejected or “closed” by about 18 others, so she quit. She said that the eHarmony process began with [...]
LET’S HAVE SEX ON A GIANT BEAR RUG, DRINK WINE AND WATCH A FRENCH FILM. OK?
I’m getting closer to knowing what I want in a man. In a woman, I just want a make-out session, and maybe more one day. But for procreation, I must be with a man. I’m kidding. I want to be with a man. Marriage. I think. Enough philosophizing about my sexual orientation which was heterosexual [...]
TWO DAYS OF SHOOTING FOR 22 HOURS, AND WE ARE DONE!
Hi Everyone! We finished the Jewish Calendar Photo shoot! I have to say, it was incredible. Each day took about 11 hours and we even had an earthquake! We made kugel, charoset and falafels. We rented giant shofars. We got an lulav from Israel. We summoned God! It WAS holy. It was the most elaborate [...]
PHOTOSHOP IS KEY TO DAD’S SUCCESS ON JDATE!
My Dad e-mailed me the above picture from the Senior Olympics this past weekend. He won a gold, silver and bronze. In the e-mail he wrote: “Can you get rid of the guy standing behind me?” I thought he didn’t want another guy in the picture. He called me about 20 minutes later, “Can’t you get [...]