Archive for the ‘Los Angeles’ Category

MERRY CHRISTMAS. BOOTCAMP BABY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS. BOOTCAMP BABY.

My mind is pumping, my breath is pant-y and I’m on the edge of picking a fight with my boyfriend. Yeah, I just took a Barry’s Bootcamp Class. Fuck yeah. I feel like tearing off the head of a tiger and feeding it to my puppy. No, scratch that. I’ll tear off the head of [...]

THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN WAKING UP WITH AN ORGASM

THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN WAKING UP WITH AN ORGASM

Every Friday morning I wake up thinking “shut the fuck up” and I know who I’m talking to. I’m talking to this woman who I can’t see, but can only imagine. She’s probably average weight, has carrot-red hair and white under-vegetable eaten skin, yellowing teeth, wears granny-sweaters and is 43 years old. Is it wrong [...]

NO MORE TV.

NO MORE TV.

The past week has been both amazing and hard. I got a puppy and it’s changed my life, or at least it’s taken a lot of time. I feel a little melancholy lately. I think it’s because I had some major decisions brewing right before my boyfriend and I adopted a puppy. I have never [...]

L.A. TIMES BLOG, BRAND X INTERVIEW

L.A. TIMES BLOG, BRAND X INTERVIEW

X Questions: Reluctantly Moving to L.A.’s Jamie Sneider Brand X, The Los Angeles Times September, 2010 Most performers come to Los Angeles with dreams of Hollywood fame (or at the very least, paparazzi attention). Jamie Sneider came with a blog — a reluctant one. An NYU graduate and longtime New Yorker, she and her now-ex-husband [...]

FROM SEXY TO SLOB: MY NEW MAKEOVER

FROM SEXY TO SLOB: MY NEW MAKEOVER

“I always try to look my best,” my male friend explained upon my arrival in Los Angeles three years ago, “Because you never know who you will run into and it’s important to always look your best.” I’ve been thinking about this sentiment and exactly what is my best. I have come to the conclusion [...]

YOM KIPPUR IN SANTA MONICA

YOM KIPPUR IN SANTA MONICA

I battled over what to do for Yom Kippur. My plan was to attend the 11:00 am service at the Laugh Factory on Sunset Boulevard, but I wasn’t sure that I wanted to go. I was very exhausted from a hard week. My boyfriend and I stayed up late watching Season Two of “Mad Men”. [...]

NEW YORK CITY IS MY LOS ANGELES LOVE AFFAIR

NEW YORK CITY IS MY LOS ANGELES LOVE AFFAIR

I had a dream last night that I was shown an apartment in NYC. I didn’t exactly recognize the neighborhood; it was a mixture of the West Village meets the Lower East Side meets downtown Boston, not far from where I’m from. The apartment was very circular, like a box of four rooms, with very [...]

MY SENSUAL DENTAL VISIT. WHEN’S MY NEXT APPOINTMENT?

MY SENSUAL DENTAL VISIT. WHEN’S MY NEXT APPOINTMENT?

The title sounds like the making of a malpractice suit, but I just had a really good experience at the dentist office. So good that I feel great about life. If you knew me personally, the idea of enjoying the dentist sounds like a big fat lie. Let me give you a little background: I [...]

DEVITA NATURAL SKIN CARE. MY NEW FAVORITE!

DEVITA NATURAL SKIN CARE. MY NEW FAVORITE!

This post is very “un-Jamie.” I may not talk about sex, boobs, masturbating, etc. I want to talk to you about something girly, but it’s for men too. Here’s a little unknown fact about me: When I was 21, I started using skin care products from natural food stores and when I was 25, I [...]

I HAVE A MUSIC CRUSH ON RYAN BINGHAM!

I HAVE A MUSIC CRUSH ON RYAN BINGHAM!

I’m sitting in my car, knowing full well that my ice-cream is melting, listening to Ryan Bingham on Los Angeles’ 89.9, KCRW (National Public Radio). I have a huge music crush on him. If only I had an ice-cold Bud Light, filtered Camel and a pickup on the open road. Goddamn Ryan Bingham. Ryan, if [...]

LET’S TALK ABOUT GIRLY THINGS!!!

LET’S TALK ABOUT GIRLY THINGS!!!

I don’t know why “girly things” makes me think of frilly underwear, but it does. I mean, doesn’t the phrase “frilly, lacy panties” make you want to cream your pants? (Okay, I’m on vacation and I may be losing my mind.) Today I want to write about “girly things.” I am a girl and sometimes [...]

GOOD MORNING LOS ANGELES!

GOOD MORNING LOS ANGELES!

Can you imagine how horrible it would be if this blog was named, “GoodMorningLosAngeles.com”! I can think of a few annoying people who could write that blog. Anyway…I’m off to a negative start. It’s Tuesday, August 31st and I have shit to do. Starting today at 5pm, I begin my week off from my official [...]