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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Los Angeles’ Category
FAT BRITNEY
It brings me a lot of pain to write this blog post. I don’t even want to, but when I sat on the toilet last night, I thought, “I don’t want to be Fat Britney.” What am I talking about? I am in a show tonight for Christmas and I am wearing a bikini-like costume [...]
LET’S HAVE SEX ON A GIANT BEAR RUG, DRINK WINE AND WATCH A FRENCH FILM. OK?
I’m getting closer to knowing what I want in a man. In a woman, I just want a make-out session, and maybe more one day. But for procreation, I must be with a man. I’m kidding. I want to be with a man. Marriage. I think. Enough philosophizing about my sexual orientation which was heterosexual [...]
THE CULTURE OF THE LAUNDROMAT, MEN’S UNDERWEAR and GIANT SANTA
I just watched a 250 lb. man walk into 7-Eleven wearing a miniskirt (no underwear), a pink bra and a Santa hat. I’ve lived in 5 major cities: New York, Boston, Krakow, London and now Los Angeles and I have never seen anything like that. At first I was repulsed, nauseous. Didn’t want to look [...]
I WANT A MAN TO EAT STEAK AND PUSSY
I had frozen yogurt tonight from “Yogurtland.” I like to go there when my stomach hurts. The cold milky yogurt coats my insides and takes away an upset stomach. It is also good for dental pain. As I spooned the cold yogurt into my mouth, I thought about men and whether it’s “gay” for men [...]
LAist INTERVIEW
Interview: Jamie Sneider, The Sexiest Menorah Ever by Jessica Pauline December 12, 2008 Jamie Sneider is, for all intents and purposes, a nice Jewish girl. She grew up Reform Jewish outside of Boston, went to NYU, and lived in New York for years working as a writer and performer before moving to L.A. Once here, [...]
JUST IN CASE PLAYBOY ASKS ME TO “TAKE OFF MY PANTS” AND OTHER STORIES.
Hi Y’All! Just got back from getting waxed! And eating everything in the fridge! Cause that’s what pain makes me do. I was slacking in the “wax department” if that’s possible. That’s what Margie, my waxer, told me. “HUH!” Margie gasped, “How long has it been since you’ve been in???” She acted like I had [...]
THE FREEDOM OF BEING A WOMAN
Can I tell you something? I never dated. I always locked eyes with the boys I met. We had a connection, we went on a date, we kissed and he was my boyfriend. For about 1-3 years we dated. Were we a great match? Yes and no. I liked having a buddy. We fought, we [...]
JAMIE SNEIDER ON THE KTLA MORNING SHOW
Jamie Sneider talks about her sexy Jewish calendar on KTLA’s Morning Show
OKAY, IT’S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!!! AND I’M WICKED PSYCHED!
Am I turning 12? No! But I’m feeling psyched. Why am I psyched? I’m single, I love men and I love LA. That is probably the stupidest sentence I have ever written, but I don’t care. Why? Cause it’s almost my birthday!!! I’m sitting in a cafe on this lovely LA Saturday. I’m drinking soda, [...]
DATE PARALYZES ME & SEX WITH MY GYM CRUSH
Hi Folks, I am sitting at my desk eating cookies and thinking about the last week. I have to say, I feel selfish writing about myself at such a unifying and historic time, but I can’t stand looking at my last post about spanking and my birthday. It’s kind of ridiculous. So, why haven’t I [...]
CURRENT TV: WHO KNEW JEWISH GIRLS COULD BE SO SEXY
Current TV October 24, 2008 “Who knew Jewish girls could be so sexy.” By Chapin Young When you think of Jewish women, you don’t necessarily think “sexy,” but maybe that’s because we almost never see Jewish women in the media. I think this girl might be a-changin’ that…
13 BAD DATE IDEAS
I’ve been thinking about dating lately, and the worst possible things I could do on a date. I started thinking about this after my girlfriend at the gym told me to read, “He’s Just Not That Into You!” and “Why Men Love Bitches.” This was the first thing she said to me after I told [...]