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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Lesbian Thoughts’ Category
MY SENSUAL DENTAL VISIT. WHEN’S MY NEXT APPOINTMENT?
The title sounds like the making of a malpractice suit, but I just had a really good experience at the dentist office. So good that I feel great about life. If you knew me personally, the idea of enjoying the dentist sounds like a big fat lie. Let me give you a little background: I [...]
"FUCK THE PAIN AWAY"
The title of this post has nothing to do with what I’m writing, but I’m enjoying the song, “Fuck the Pain Away” by Peaches that my pole dancing teacher recommended. (That is probably the most awesome sentence I’ve ever written.) I just came home from my pole dancing class, which regretfully makes me sound like [...]
LET’S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUN AND GIRLY!
Enough with all this depressive shit like heartbreak, confusion and bouts of loneliness. Things are lookin’ up in the world and I’m ready to embrace some really great things…like underwear. I start a new job in a week, so I’ve been spending my days doing freelance work and enjoying a bit of freedom. Today I [...]
LESBIAN HOPES DASHED BY EXPERIENCED THERAPIST
(There are so many things wrong with this picture. Not only are my graphic design skills horrible, but I’m sure I’m offending lesbians. I found this underwear when I Google’d lesbian images. I went into Photoshop and added the “not.” I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I’m working on it in therapy.) “I [...]
UPDATE: I WANT TO GO TO A GAY BAR
I was curious if last night’s post “I WANT TO GO TO A GAY BAR” (see below) about my desire to kiss a woman and do other girl-on-girl actvities was just a “Friday night feeling.” I don’t think so. I got the urge tonight to research “lipstick” lesbian bars and dance clubs in West Hollywood [...]
I WANT TO GO TO A GAY BAR
Ok, I know I sound like another hetero chick who wants to play “Dress up as the Lesbian,” but seriously why not? I’m single, not looking for anything serious and not dying to have children anytime soon. I want to make-out and maybe feel-up a naked woman. Is that so wrong? God, I hate Lindsay [...]
LESBIAN MOMENT WITH CVS WORKER MAKES MY DAY!
I went to CVS today to print my headshots. Why? Last minute audition and I had new pictures taken. I expected to be stressed. When does printing photos at a national drug store chain sound easy? I had gone to Best Buy, Target and Kinko’s earlier in the day. If you want an ulcer, try [...]
THE AMISH, BOSTON AND SEX WITH A WOMAN
I usually NEVER talk about my dreams. Why? I don’t think anyone really cares. Fiction can be terribly boring, especially dream-fiction. However, someone on this blog once asked me a question about dreams, so I thought I would tell you my dream last night. Why? Cause it was insane, and very, very sexy. Basically in [...]
"PEOPLE ALWAYS TOLD ME BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO"
MY SECRET PERFORMANCE DESIRE: Who: Me and the two hottest chicks at Equinox Gym in Los Angeles. There are two unbelievably amazingly hot chicks at my gym. (Short story, I almost went up to one of them and said, “You’re body is unbelievable. Honestly, hottest I’ve ever seen!” I later found out that she actually [...]
WOW, TIME TO WRITE MORE FUNNY SHIT.
I just read a post that I wrote yesterday from my mom’s house in Boston. My husband and I are in limbo for a few weeks before we drive to Los Angeles, and I sound like a fucked up depressed hag. They’re are so many things to be happy for. Here’s a list: 1. Hot [...]
I REFUSE TO GO TO AN OPEN MIKE PANERA BREAD!!!
Researching open-mikes for my “break-out” when I HIT L.A. has brought me to this: http://www.poetryflash.org/socal_opens.html#la And on that website is this: “Poetronigirlz Acoustically Speaking Open Mike, with poetry and music on the patio, hosted by Roni, every Tuesday, sign up 6:30, performance 7:00-9:00. Panera Bread, 12131 Ventura Blvd., Studio City, myspace.com/poetronigirl.” Everything about that open [...]