WHO LOVES UNSOLICITED ADVICE??? NOT ME!

Be warned this post may sound a little angry, but if I don’t get this short manifesto off my shoulders, I tend to linger on an idea for days. I’ve come to a point in my life where I don’t love unsolicited negative advice. For example, many people told me that moving from NYC to [...]

SUPERNANNY, I NEED YOUR HELP!

Supernanny, I need your help! My kittens are out of control and it’s affecting my marriage, my job and my sanity. I’m a simple girl with a simple life, but not simple problems. When I grew up, we got spanked. I know it’s not “acceptable” anymore but TIME-OUT’S ARE NOT WORKING! Neither is taking away [...]

KITTENS SPILL THEIR FOOD, AGAIN!!!

FEELIN’ BACK TO NORMAL

I took a hiatus from creating. You could say about three years. I wrote little doo-dads, shot a bit of a documentary, and the only “performing” I did was a New Years Eve go-go dancing gig I got in Boston. (wWhoopie!) My husband has never seen me perform, though I talk about my “old life” [...]

THE CAT ON THE PACKAGE LOOKS CLEAN. HOW COME PICKLES AND NINJA SMELL HORRIBLE!

We put our cats, Pickles and Ninja, on this diet called “EVO“- which I guess is short for “Evolution,” and if you don’t believe in Evolution maybe you shouldn’t read any further. Basicallly the craziness started like this: – Went to visit cat adoption gal at street fair in Los Angeles on Larchmont Blvd. – [...]

OFFICIALLY A CAT OWNER AND NEVER LEAVING THE HOUSE!

Yup , these are the new brats, the new brethren of my church of love. Hello Kittens! It’s Mommmy! I will smother them like any Jewish mother would. Their names are “Kugel” and “Matzoh.” Just kiddin’ – they are named “Mr. Pickles” or rather, “Pickle,” and “Ninja” respectively. Obviously Ninja is the black one. Speaking [...]

I WILL NOT ERASE MY LAST POST

But I want to. Oh boy, but I can’t help to think that my writing is rusty. Like I sound like a 15 year old. Possibly I do. I am not 15. God, I want to erase this blog too. I will torture myself by not letting myself erase anything I just wrote. Oh boy. [...]

BEING A JEWISH PLAYGIRL AND STARTED WRITING A THING ABOUT WASTING TIME AND MARRIAGE

I started writing a short doo-dad/maybe a film about time wasting. It’s about getting married and feeling lost. Depression is such a silly word. It feels like it encompasses feelings below level 4. It’s a bucket of many images and thoughts, but it’s negative and I call it depression. It’s for me, more like cloudiness [...]

YOU KNOW WHAT I’M PISSED ABOUT?

This is regretful writing, but I’m pissed that my sister was pissed that I sent it to her friends. Errr. She said that is my “blog” is too personal and she doesn’t think they would like it. And I shouldn’t have sent it to them…”no offense.” Errr. Can I have a trade-sy for a day? [...]

TAKING A BREAK TO WORK AN EXTREMELY EXHAUSTING TEMP JOB!

I’m taking a break from my awesome life of sleeping late, taking a mid-afternoon run, sipping on a nice coffee with steamed soy milk to work a temp job. (I just started drinking coffee three months ago, which co-incidentally coincided with my panicky attacks, and although my husband convinced me to start by telling me, [...]

MORE ON “BIG RED GUM”

Hi Folks! Five minutes after I posted my last posting regarding Big Red, I squelched my desire to buy cinnamon gum with the SAME ingredients sold at Starbucks where I am presently writing. Wow…times are a-changin‘ and maybe, just maybe I can kick this habit! If only there were no Korean or Muslim deli’s in [...]

EMBRACING THE NEGATIVE

I just quit therapy. Well…I didn’t have the money because I quit my fucking job at Pfizer. I went into my bosses office whom I THOUGHT had a good sense of humor, and I said, “I thought of something funny….” I mean things weren’t going so well at Pfizer and it was up-in-the-air whether they had [...]