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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Lists’ Category
NO MORE TV.
The past week has been both amazing and hard. I got a puppy and it’s changed my life, or at least it’s taken a lot of time. I feel a little melancholy lately. I think it’s because I had some major decisions brewing right before my boyfriend and I adopted a puppy. I have never [...]
DEVITA NATURAL SKIN CARE. MY NEW FAVORITE!
This post is very “un-Jamie.” I may not talk about sex, boobs, masturbating, etc. I want to talk to you about something girly, but it’s for men too. Here’s a little unknown fact about me: When I was 21, I started using skin care products from natural food stores and when I was 25, I [...]
LET’S TALK ABOUT GIRLY THINGS!!!
I don’t know why “girly things” makes me think of frilly underwear, but it does. I mean, doesn’t the phrase “frilly, lacy panties” make you want to cream your pants? (Okay, I’m on vacation and I may be losing my mind.) Today I want to write about “girly things.” I am a girl and sometimes [...]
GOOD MORNING LOS ANGELES!
Can you imagine how horrible it would be if this blog was named, “GoodMorningLosAngeles.com”! I can think of a few annoying people who could write that blog. Anyway…I’m off to a negative start. It’s Tuesday, August 31st and I have shit to do. Starting today at 5pm, I begin my week off from my official [...]
WHAT THE HECK SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT?
So many interesting things happened in the last two weeks of not writing the blog. 1. I made out with some random guy from the Republic of Georgia at a strip club. Yes, I realize that makes me sound like complete whore, but I can honestly say it was very innocent. Well, not very innocent, [...]
I MAKE LISTS. LOTS OF THEM.
I make a lot of lists. I even made a list to write this post about lists. I write down everything. If you hang out with me, I always have a notepad or my iPhone, and I’m ready to write down ANY good idea, quote, inspiration, thought, image, website or some sort of bullshit. When [...]
INAPPROPRIATE FACEBOOK UPDATES
Jamie feels like complete shit. She’s going to run to 7-Eleven to get a pint of Ben and Jerry’s to make herself feel worse. Then cry. Then listen to Coldplay. Then text her Ex. Then think of plans to make her life better only to feel hopeless at the end. Then go to sleep. Then [...]
LET’S HAVE SEX ON A GIANT BEAR RUG, DRINK WINE AND WATCH A FRENCH FILM. OK?
I’m getting closer to knowing what I want in a man. In a woman, I just want a make-out session, and maybe more one day. But for procreation, I must be with a man. I’m kidding. I want to be with a man. Marriage. I think. Enough philosophizing about my sexual orientation which was heterosexual [...]
INTERESTING/USELESS KNOWLEDGE I’VE LEARNED RESEARCHING MY CALENDAR
First of all, I must say that if the FBI looks at my web history – I will look like a sicko, pedophile, sexual harasser, panty-fucking-fanatic man…or a woman looking for the perfect undergarments. HERE ARE SOME THINGS I LEARNED: 1. There are panties for EVERYTHING: There are cheer-leading panties (that’s fucking weird, right?), crotchless panties, 4th of [...]
WHY YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO ME
It may sound counter-intuitive to write a list called, “WHY YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO MARRY ME,” but it came to mind when one person wrote in, “Your husband is a lucky man.” I felt a gulp of guilt, and thought, “I don’t know if you would want to be married to me.“ Here’s why: 1. [...]
HUSBAND SUGGESTS WEEKLY “HIS WAY” DAY
While driving home from work yesterday, my husband blurted out: “I WISH THAT ONE DAY A WEEK YOU DID WHATEVER I WANTED. YOU WERE COMPLETELY SUBMISSIVE.” I lightly chuckled to myself, “Like that would ever happen,” but I was curious. “Oh, really?” I asked, “What do you mean? What would this day look like? Tell me.” [...]
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! CATS POOP ALL OVER THE HOUSE!
Great. New Kittens. Wicked excited. House smells like shit this morning. Look at covers, smell poop, see poop tracks in bed. Realize cat pooped, stepped into it, got into my bed and fucked it up. Consensus: 1. Cats are not the cleanest animals. 2. This is going to be work. 3. I am their slave. [...]