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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Panties’ Category
THE CULTURE OF THE LAUNDROMAT, MEN’S UNDERWEAR and GIANT SANTA
I just watched a 250 lb. man walk into 7-Eleven wearing a miniskirt (no underwear), a pink bra and a Santa hat. I’ve lived in 5 major cities: New York, Boston, Krakow, London and now Los Angeles and I have never seen anything like that. At first I was repulsed, nauseous. Didn’t want to look [...]
I BOUGHT WATER IN BULK! I FEEL RESPONSIBLE!
I had an incredible night. Why? Because I bought in bulk tonight. I went to gym around 6:30 p.m. and after I jammed out to my favorite songs I took my little car over to Target to pick up some dental floss, etc. When I arrived at Target, I made a big decision. “I’m going [...]
INTERESTING/USELESS KNOWLEDGE I’VE LEARNED RESEARCHING MY CALENDAR
First of all, I must say that if the FBI looks at my web history – I will look like a sicko, pedophile, sexual harasser, panty-fucking-fanatic man…or a woman looking for the perfect undergarments. HERE ARE SOME THINGS I LEARNED: 1. There are panties for EVERYTHING: There are cheer-leading panties (that’s fucking weird, right?), crotchless panties, 4th of [...]
BYE Y’ALL! I’M OFF TO SUMMER CAMP!
Goodbye Husband! Goodbye Kittens! Goodbye Job! Goodbye Life! I’M OFF TO SUMMER CAMP! My husband is sending me to camp for the summer. I can’t wait to take archery, trapeze, computer gaming, cheerleading squad fun-time, panties classes and more! I’m off to Upstate New York – where only the Indians ventured. I’m off to live [...]
HUSBAND KEEPS BUYING SIZE-XS G-STRING PANTIES, AND I DON’T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM: "THEY DON’T FIT"
I so want him to think I’m still 11…but I’m not. That reminds me, when I was younger “g-strings” were not an option. We grew up a little more androgynous. Showing the outline of my body in my small Massachusetts town wasn’t really an option in retail stores. I mean, we had our giant share [...]