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THIS POST SUCKS
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KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10 -
WHAT IS SEX?
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MOVING BACK TO NYC AND FUCKING THINGS UP AGAIN
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MERRY CHRISTMAS. BOOTCAMP BABY.
December 25, 2010 13:12
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Eddie Pardovani:
Wow, are we in NYC glad to see Jamie Sneider back! We have really missed you!
Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category
WHAT IS SEX?
Something I haven’t done lately. Do you ever look at a couple and picture them having sex? I do it all the time. I just did it. I’m sitting in the Second Stop Cafe again and there’s this nice Jewish couple (I just know they are Jewish) and I’m watching them to talk to each [...]
DRAGONFLY COCK RINGS
Immediately after I began dating my boyfriend last year I met a female friend of his, who shortly after being introduced, joked about having a threesome with my boyfriend and me. She wasn’t toxic, although that sounds terribly toxic; she was fun and she had a boyfriend who was kinda’ famous. I wasn’t sure if she [...]
DRAPER’S WORLD
Is it wrong to think of Donald Draper while having sex? Yes, yes it is. Is it so expected — like women, like cupcakes. I picture it long. Not like a garden snake, but a boa – long and think, swervy and slick, searching and smart – and inside me. “Jamie, no, no…”, I chided [...]
TIGHTY WHITIES TURN ME ON
Okay, maybe not white, but tight-fitted underwear severly turns me on. I think tighty whities turn on a lot of girls, but they don’t know it. I didn’t know it until I dated “David.” (His name isn’t David, it’s Don, but I want to preserve his anonymity.) David was 10 years older than me and [...]
PUSSY WIDTH
I’m feeling raunchy today at 3:30 pm. I’m full of trail mix and “healthy soda” from Whole Foods. My boyfriend is at PETCO getting food for our puppy. I’m thinking about raping him. I just dried my hair and put on a little makeup and I want to wait by the door and pounce on [...]
PUPPIES AND SPANKING
I want to get in the habit of writing this blog daily. However, there are days that I’m not funny. There are days that I hate myself (it’s true, but I’m working on it) and there are days that are too personal or uninteresting. Some days I don’t feel like talking about how I masturbate [...]
ANTHONY BOURDAIN AND ERIC RIPERT, A REASON TO BE TURNED ON.
I found myself thoroughly turned on watching Anthony Bourdain’s 100th episode of “No Reservations”. Bourdain brought along heartthrob chef, Eric Ripert (Le Bernadin and “Top Chef”), as his co-host to explore the local food movement in Paris, France. Some girls love Robert Pattinson, some girls love Johnny Depp, but I’ll take Eric Ripert anytime. It wasn’t until I [...]
SEX AFTER DIVORCE. LOTS OF OPTIONS.
Is it common for a newly divorced woman to want to bang another chick? Like a Halloween costume: “Maybe I’m gay and I don’t know it. Let me try that on.” I’m sure lesbians love a girl who doesn’t want a girlfriend — only a soft pair of lips, perky breasts and a clean-smelling vagina. Shit…I sound like [...]
I’M NOT SURE WHICH SEX BOOK TO READ
Should I HAVE sex every day for one year, or STOP having sex for one year? I’m SO confused! Hephzibah Anderson (remind me not name my daughter that) wrote a book titled “Chastened,” about her year without sex. I could have done that — it’s basically called being single and hard-up. Now, I didn’t read [...]
I’M OVULATING AND OVERHEATING
Did think you’d ever see the above pictures next to each other? Well, that’s how I feel. I’m either going to get pregnant or pass out. It’s 104 degrees in the Valley of Los Angeles and I’m ovulating. I must be hallucinating, but I’ve had thoughts of getting pregnant and bouts of nausea from the [...]
GOODBYE PORN. (AT LEAST FOR NOW.)
A few weeks ago I realized I stopped watching porn. When I look back at my life I have a tendency to romanticize the past. “Huh, I miss those days,” I wistfully sighed. I thought back to my nights or early mornings alone in my Queen-size bed in my one-bedroom in West Hollywood: free, single [...]
WHAT IS SEXY? LET’S TALK LINGERIE.
I have no idea why I am writing about this. I’m sitting at my desk trying to think of something really deep to kvetch about, but all I can think about is lingerie. Jeeshus. Well, let’s explore. What is sexy? Since I don’t have a team of writers, I will tell you about what I [...]