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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category
GOODBYE 1976, HELLO 2008! HELLO VAGINA WAX!
It’s countdown time. I’m about to get waxed at WAX in West Hollywood. To some of you women, this may be a usual occurrence in your life. Not for me. I am in married-ville and he can leave me if he wants, ’cause I don’t like waxing. I went through a short period of waxing while [...]
SEX AND THE CITY. OY VEY.
I had no plans to see Sex and the City until my mother told me that she liked it. My mother is very critical, but she told me it was good and the fashion was great, so I wanted to see it as a reward to myself. I dragged my husband, citing that “MEN LIKE IT [...]
HUSBAND SUGGESTS WEEKLY “HIS WAY” DAY
While driving home from work yesterday, my husband blurted out: “I WISH THAT ONE DAY A WEEK YOU DID WHATEVER I WANTED. YOU WERE COMPLETELY SUBMISSIVE.” I lightly chuckled to myself, “Like that would ever happen,” but I was curious. “Oh, really?” I asked, “What do you mean? What would this day look like? Tell me.” [...]
MICROKITTEN PACKS A BIG MEOW!
Can we say HOLY SHIT? While researching possible bikini’s for my calendar – I BECAME DELUSIONAL! It’s difficult to stay in normal swimsuit land if you google “bikini.” I vacillated between porn sites and regular swimsuit sites. In the 11th hour, I came upon MICROKITTEN, and in my delusional state asked myself, “Is that too [...]
HOW THE ROBOT WORKS, or “HOW SEX CHANGES MY HUSBAND”
Anytime I tell my husband, “my stomach hurts,“ or “I have a toothache.” The only words understood are, “WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX TONIGHT.” It’s a missed opportunity. Forget that I’m ill. I could be in surgery or having a root-canal and my husband’s only thoughts are, “I bet we won’t have sex tonight.” I [...]
I AM SO (F’in) CONTENT
It’s Saturday Night at 9:57 p.m. I’m drinking Maddelena Riesling wine (my fave), eating Dark Chocolate with raspberry squares from Whole Foods and writing my blog. My husband is in the next room watching LOST episodes and I am alone in my office. Can life get any better? Seriously….LIFE IS GOOOOOD! —- ADDENDUM TO POST: [...]
TAKING A BREAK TO WORK AN EXTREMELY EXHAUSTING TEMP JOB!
I’m taking a break from my awesome life of sleeping late, taking a mid-afternoon run, sipping on a nice coffee with steamed soy milk to work a temp job. (I just started drinking coffee three months ago, which co-incidentally coincided with my panicky attacks, and although my husband convinced me to start by telling me, [...]
THE LAST TIME WE HAD SEX. (From Jewcy.com)
The last time my husband and I had sex after we separated, I wore a Chai pendant necklace and he had on a Saint-somebody necklace. We were doing it missionary-style and his Saint was dangling next to my Chai. I didn’t want to point out the ridiculousness of our new necklaces, and the fact that [...]