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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Porn’ Category
PUPPIES AND SPANKING
I want to get in the habit of writing this blog daily. However, there are days that I’m not funny. There are days that I hate myself (it’s true, but I’m working on it) and there are days that are too personal or uninteresting. Some days I don’t feel like talking about how I masturbate [...]
GOODBYE PORN. (AT LEAST FOR NOW.)
A few weeks ago I realized I stopped watching porn. When I look back at my life I have a tendency to romanticize the past. “Huh, I miss those days,” I wistfully sighed. I thought back to my nights or early mornings alone in my Queen-size bed in my one-bedroom in West Hollywood: free, single [...]
LET THE BUSH GROW: A CALL TO WOMEN
Just as I was about to shave down there, I stopped and made up a little song called “Let the bush grow.” I sang it loud and proud. I then realized that since I can hear my crazy neighbor screaming at random people, she could probably hear me belting out my new war song, “Let [...]
IT’S HARD TO WRITE ABOUT PORN WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY
I’ve been trying a new diet. Not “diet” in the sense of “eating less,” but rather shifting the way I eat. My biggest problem is protein. I’ve never been a big meat-eater, and I was actually a vegetarian and then vegan for many years. Even though I eat pretty healthy – mostly organic and tons [...]
JAMIE’S FAVORITE PORN OF THE WEEK!
This may be the craziest “weekly supplement” ever, but you know what, I’m happy to share a little something I call “special.” (I don’t know what the fuck that means.) Basically it’s this: I go to www.spankwire.com, I find my favorite porn of the week, I tell you about it, case closed. Yes, this could [...]
I WANT TO GO TO A GAY BAR
Ok, I know I sound like another hetero chick who wants to play “Dress up as the Lesbian,” but seriously why not? I’m single, not looking for anything serious and not dying to have children anytime soon. I want to make-out and maybe feel-up a naked woman. Is that so wrong? God, I hate Lindsay [...]
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY! (WHATEVER THAT MEANS)
Hey Y’All! Here’s my naked torso cradling two green bagels! (“The Year of the Jewish Woman” 2009 calendar) Okay kids, I’ve let my own shit overtake my blog writing and I’m wicked sorry. Need to write daily. That’s my goal and I’m writing it on my wall to torture myself. I’m a little bit of [...]
LAist INTERVIEW
Interview: Jamie Sneider, The Sexiest Menorah Ever by Jessica Pauline December 12, 2008 Jamie Sneider is, for all intents and purposes, a nice Jewish girl. She grew up Reform Jewish outside of Boston, went to NYU, and lived in New York for years working as a writer and performer before moving to L.A. Once here, [...]
MY FATHER’S OFFICE
See the office above. Imagine it without the Canadian Flag, unless you live in Canada and that makes sense to you. It was the best picture could find of my “fantasy daddy office.” My father’s office (not my father) is something I think about. Fantasize about Let me say it again – this isn’t MY [...]
HUSBAND IS PISSED ABOUT SECRET GYM CRUSH!
Okay, what I think is funny is actually starting to hurt my husband’s feelings. I am going to stop writing posts about my secret-crush gym-trainer. It’s not as if they aren’t true, but they aren’t nice. My secret-crush will no long be a topic on this site. I am filing him away under “in my [...]