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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Archive for the ‘Spanking’ Category
PUPPIES AND SPANKING
I want to get in the habit of writing this blog daily. However, there are days that I’m not funny. There are days that I hate myself (it’s true, but I’m working on it) and there are days that are too personal or uninteresting. Some days I don’t feel like talking about how I masturbate [...]
OBEDIENCE
I remember seeing the book one day on the floor of our living room. It was buried under piles of The Boston Globe that my father was one day going to read. My sister now says, “Dad’s a hoarder. You didn’t know that?!“ Believe me, if I had any ability to diagnose my parents at [...]
CHRISTMAS IN MIAMI: SANTA’S VILLAGE, DAD AND SPANKINGS!
This story is from a book I started writing about 7 years ago. Santa’s Village: When I was ten years old, I saw an ad on TV for “SANTA’S VILLAGE.” We were in Florida visiting my Nana and Papa for Christmas like usual, and the Miami news was doing a special on holiday entertainment. Tonight [...]
DATE PARALYZES ME & SEX WITH MY GYM CRUSH
Hi Folks, I am sitting at my desk eating cookies and thinking about the last week. I have to say, I feel selfish writing about myself at such a unifying and historic time, but I can’t stand looking at my last post about spanking and my birthday. It’s kind of ridiculous. So, why haven’t I [...]
WHAT DO I WANT TO DO ON MY BIRTHDAY? BESIDES A SPANKING…
I know I just invited about 100 spanking comments, so go ahead, give it to me. Give it to me good! (What is wrong with me?) On the birthday topic, my birthday is in one month. If I were Paris Hilton, I’d scream, “It’s on November 24th bitches!!!!!!” I had such a crappy birthday last year, I [...]