CAT LEASHES. CRAZY? OR, CRAZY COOL?

My Mom once told me that she bought a leash for her cat “Farfel.” That’s when I thought my Mom had gone nuts. I pictured having to move home to Boston and take her to the loony bin. Cats and women have such a stigma. NO MAN wants to hear about my cats. (I only [...]

TALKING CATS!

I’m going to risk looking insane to show you these funny videos. I know…women, cats, crying, talking. Just go with it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV71mpbvl-g&feature=related

A FEW THANKS FOR MY CALENDAR!!!

I love this calendar. I’m working on the website verbiage now and I think it’s gonna kick some ass! I even found these AWESOME BLUE ENVELOPES to ship them in! Can you say “KICK ASS!” Dude, it’s the best Jewish present you’ll ever get…Damn! Can you just imagine the faces of your family when they [...]

NON-COHESIVE DIARY SHIT

(I hate the title of this post. I thought of it when I first wrote it on my pad of paper, so I’ll keep it and risk sounding like a pissed off eight year-old.) I am juxtaposing this happy picture with my acerbic post. 1. Boss at work tells me that he reads my blog. [...]

CAMP WAS FUN, BUT I MISSED MY KITTENS!!!

I asked my husband to pick me up from camp. I missed home, but it did give me a few days off to work on my calendar. Here are some pictures of me from camp: In my leotard, with my bunkmate, and my parents visit on “Parent’s Day: Where-we-pretend-all-is-happy-at-home.“ OKAY, those are some real pictures from [...]

KITTENS UNKNOWINGLY ATTEND THEIR OWN CASTRATION PARTY!!!

My kittens Pickles and Ninja had an AWESOME time at their ”Bon Voyage Balls” party! Thank god they don’t understand English – otherwise they would have skipped the festivities! They danced, hit the pinata and ate cake. AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA THEY ARE LOSING THEIR BALLS TOMORROW!!! SAYONARA BALLS!!! JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! SAY GOODBYE TO THE FURRY BALLS [...]

MATZOH BALL SHOOT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!!!

Okay, I know this may look horribly gross, and the ASPCA might question my mothering abilities, but I HAVE THREE THINGS TO TELL THEM: 1. Because I am the mother of my kittens, that makes them Jewish, and because they are Jewish, they love a good matzoh ball soup. WHO AM I TO PREVENT THEM [...]

QUICK WARM UP WITH KITTEN-WEIGHTS!!!

I love my kittens, but NOT ENOUGH TO FORGO MY WORKOUT!!! These suckers have to pay their dues…

I AM SO (F’in) CONTENT

It’s Saturday Night at 9:57 p.m. I’m drinking Maddelena Riesling wine (my fave), eating Dark Chocolate with raspberry squares from Whole Foods and writing my blog. My husband is in the next room watching LOST episodes and I am alone in my office. Can life get any better? Seriously….LIFE IS GOOOOOD! —- ADDENDUM TO POST: [...]

KITTENS NEED TO BE SPANKED FOR PISSING IN OUR HOUSE

“YOU’RE THE ISSUE!” My husband blurted out while watching LOST. “What?” “I just figured it out…you’re the issue!!!” Fuck, I thought. He’s finally figured out that I’m actually the problem in the relationship. I’ve known it all along. Here comes some painful therapy. I did just scream at him for putting away my food after changing [...]

SUPERNANNY, I NEED YOUR HELP!

Supernanny, I need your help! My kittens are out of control and it’s affecting my marriage, my job and my sanity. I’m a simple girl with a simple life, but not simple problems. When I grew up, we got spanked. I know it’s not “acceptable” anymore but TIME-OUT’S ARE NOT WORKING! Neither is taking away [...]

KITTENS SPILL THEIR FOOD, AGAIN!!!