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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Posts Tagged ‘Dating’
THE WORLD CUP WAS SO STRESSFUL ‘CAUSE I HAD SEX WITH MEN FROM SEVERAL COUNTRIES!!!
I found the world cup so stressful ’cause I had sex with several of the represented countries. Who the hell was I supposed to root for? What do you do when you had sex with guys from opposite world cup teams? What incredible pressure! My boyfriend, the one I’m with now, was rooting for Spain in [...]
HOW TO LOVE A MAN
I can’t sleep tonight. It’s 1:51 am and I’m very tired, but wide awake. I’m sitting on my bed; laptop overheating on the sheets in front me. I tried downloading a movie on iTunes, but it took an hour and I don’t care about it anymore. I’m drinking something and thinking. A glass of wine [...]
eHARMONY AND ME
My friend told me that she had a shitty experience with eHarmony. She didn’t actually go out on a date, but she said the process was hostile. They matched her 12 guys and then she was instantly rejected or “closed” by about 18 others, so she quit. She said that the eHarmony process began with [...]
I WANT A MAN TO EAT STEAK AND PUSSY
I had frozen yogurt tonight from “Yogurtland.” I like to go there when my stomach hurts. The cold milky yogurt coats my insides and takes away an upset stomach. It is also good for dental pain. As I spooned the cold yogurt into my mouth, I thought about men and whether it’s “gay” for men [...]
THE FREEDOM OF BEING A WOMAN
Can I tell you something? I never dated. I always locked eyes with the boys I met. We had a connection, we went on a date, we kissed and he was my boyfriend. For about 1-3 years we dated. Were we a great match? Yes and no. I liked having a buddy. We fought, we [...]
OKAY, IT’S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!!! AND I’M WICKED PSYCHED!
Am I turning 12? No! But I’m feeling psyched. Why am I psyched? I’m single, I love men and I love LA. That is probably the stupidest sentence I have ever written, but I don’t care. Why? Cause it’s almost my birthday!!! I’m sitting in a cafe on this lovely LA Saturday. I’m drinking soda, [...]
LET’S TALK PEOPLE
“LET’S TALK PEOPLE” was the the best title I could come up with tonight. I thought of it while walking out of Canter’s Deli a few minutes ago while noshing on some cookies. The title feels very Jewish, and very small-town newspaper, but I like it! So let’s talk! WHY NO WRITE? Q: Why haven’t [...]