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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Posts Tagged ‘Exhibitionism’
ART SCHOOL AND PERIODS IN PROVENCE
It’s been a long time since I’ve written. I’ve drafted many posts, but haven’t had the time to post them. My focus has been on applying to graduate school. I just made the decision to not apply to any creative writing MFA programs. I feel as though my head wants to go, but my heart [...]
MY BIRTHDAY WISH: SHEET CAKE + T&A
What do you get when you combine 3 sheet cakes with tits and ass? My birthday wish. Okay, you may think this is superficial, and you may be right, but I don’t feel like showing my present naked ass, still affected from my “I-got-a-divorce-so-I-must-eat” phase. I’ve been hitting the gym hard (wish I was hitting [...]
JEWISH CALENDAR SHOOT: DAY ONE – ON LOCATION
Here are some pictures from Day One. It was pretty much one of the best, most satisfying days of my life. I actually feel like my OCD about this calendar totally paid off. Thanks God! The Crew Photographer: Paul Smith Photo Assistant: Shelby Duncan Makeup Artist: Sarai Hairstylist: Ralffy Burr Costumes/Stylist: Jamie (Me), Canter’s Deli [...]
GOOD SHABBOS! THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!!!
WHO’S PSYCHED FOR SHABBAT? I am! I am! Were these cookies not made for this photo shoot!? OR WHAT? I’m actually turned on by my own pictures – is that bad? I eroticize sugar, and when I think of cupcakes, cookies and cake, I just wanna have sex! If there was a cupcake at the [...]
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
Me? On Sundays I like to rollerblade around my neighborhood naked. First I go to Whole Foods, then to the cheese and wine shop, visit my grandmother in the nursing home, and then drop off food for the elderly. Then I go and volunteer at a children’s daycare, and then I go down Sunset Boulevard [...]
QUICK WARM UP WITH KITTEN-WEIGHTS!!!
I love my kittens, but NOT ENOUGH TO FORGO MY WORKOUT!!! These suckers have to pay their dues…
I’M THINKING OF BECOMING A FASHION DESIGNER. THE KITTEN BRA!
Yeah, I just designed this new piece called, “The Kitten Bra,” and I really think I have something going for me. It costs $150. You have to feed it and take it off so it can shit, but dude – it’s soooo worth it!!!!!!!
BEING A JEWISH PLAYGIRL AND STARTED WRITING A THING ABOUT WASTING TIME AND MARRIAGE
I started writing a short doo-dad/maybe a film about time wasting. It’s about getting married and feeling lost. Depression is such a silly word. It feels like it encompasses feelings below level 4. It’s a bucket of many images and thoughts, but it’s negative and I call it depression. It’s for me, more like cloudiness [...]