Posts Tagged ‘Facebook’

FACEBOOK JEALOUSY

FACEBOOK JEALOUSY

I may be the biggest hypocrite in the world writing this post. Not only do I post almost-naked pictures on this blog, but I also have people on my Facebook commenting in sexual ways. My boyfriend, god love him, tries to keep his cool though he did recently ask if he could write, “Listen asshole, [...]

DO THE RIGHT THING

DO THE RIGHT THING

Do the right thing. Sometimes you don’t realize how much people matter to you until they are gone or you’ve pushed them away. I’m 33 years old and I am at a critical point in my life. This time it’s not about me; it’s about my friends. In particular, my girlfriends. I’m losing them. I’m [...]

INAPPROPRIATE FACEBOOK UPDATES

INAPPROPRIATE FACEBOOK UPDATES

Jamie feels like complete shit. She’s going to run to 7-Eleven to get a pint of Ben and Jerry’s to make herself feel worse. Then cry. Then listen to Coldplay. Then text her Ex. Then think of plans to make her life better only to feel hopeless at the end. Then go to sleep. Then [...]

I DON’T WANT TO GET A DIVORCE FOR FEAR OF FACEBOOK’S BROKEN HEART. IT’S TOO EMBARRASSING.

I DON’T WANT TO GET A DIVORCE FOR FEAR OF FACEBOOK’S BROKEN HEART. IT’S TOO EMBARRASSING.

Anyone here on “Facebook”? Probably most of you. If you are, then you have seen the little red heart that indicates a relationship status, i.e. “John is now married,” or “John is engaged.“ There is another heart. A broken heart with a lighting bolt through it. It represents things like, “John is now single,” and [...]

FACEBOOK CENSORSHIP

FACEBOOK CENSORSHIP

This is an unexpected post about how I am peeved/angry/scared/nervous/confused about why Facebook censored my pictures. I didn’t post naked pictures, it was a picture of two matzoh balls covering my boobs. Like a bikini. It showed some cleavage cause a matzoh ball doesn’t cut it in size to fully cover them. I feel like [...]