TOP 10 PERIOD FOODS (X-RATED VERSION)

I just microwaved a plate of pretzels covered with string cheese and bananas. Am I high? No, I have my period. A plate of pretzels, melted banana with cheese plus a can Diet Rite and you got the perfect combination of salt, fat and sweet. You may be thinking: “That’s disgusting,” or, “Jamie sounds like white [...]

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FEMALE NUDITY?

On Sundays, I like to go to Schwartz Bakery on Fairfax, and get a salad in the afternoon. I usually work at home on Sundays until 1pm, and then I’ll go to Fairfax Avenue and visit Schwartz Bakery. Schwartz is next to Canter’s on Fairfax, and both bakeries unknowingly outfitted my costumes for my calendar. I [...]

MMM, GEFILTE! A WONDERFUL BEDROOM SNACK!

My husband NEVER tells me I have, “Fishy breath.” He supports my gefilte eating. I mean, you can’t CHANGE someone when you get married, and this is one habit he accepts. Yummy!

SWEET DREAMS GEFILTE! SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT

GOOD SHABBOS! A REQUEST FOR GEFILTE!

I’ve been asked lately, “Where is the dinner food? Why do you only pose with sweets?” My good friends Adam and Jenn, who are getting married tomorrow, requested Gefilte, and I have good and bad news. The good news is that I will shoot those pictures IN BED eating gefilte undressed. The bad news is [...]