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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Posts Tagged ‘Girly Stuff’
MY SENSUAL DENTAL VISIT. WHEN’S MY NEXT APPOINTMENT?
The title sounds like the making of a malpractice suit, but I just had a really good experience at the dentist office. So good that I feel great about life. If you knew me personally, the idea of enjoying the dentist sounds like a big fat lie. Let me give you a little background: I [...]
DEVITA NATURAL SKIN CARE. MY NEW FAVORITE!
This post is very “un-Jamie.” I may not talk about sex, boobs, masturbating, etc. I want to talk to you about something girly, but it’s for men too. Here’s a little unknown fact about me: When I was 21, I started using skin care products from natural food stores and when I was 25, I [...]
LET’S TALK ABOUT GIRLY THINGS!!!
I don’t know why “girly things” makes me think of frilly underwear, but it does. I mean, doesn’t the phrase “frilly, lacy panties” make you want to cream your pants? (Okay, I’m on vacation and I may be losing my mind.) Today I want to write about “girly things.” I am a girl and sometimes [...]
WHAT IS SEXY? LET’S TALK LINGERIE.
I have no idea why I am writing about this. I’m sitting at my desk trying to think of something really deep to kvetch about, but all I can think about is lingerie. Jeeshus. Well, let’s explore. What is sexy? Since I don’t have a team of writers, I will tell you about what I [...]
DUH DUH…DUH DUH…I’LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!
IS THAT A SHARK??? No! It’s my attitude at this “time” of the month. I’ll make no bones about it. I’m a tough cookie. I want chocolate, and I want it now! You want to hang out? No! Cause I don’t feeeeel good. Don’t make fun of me, or I’ll bite your head off. Is [...]
ORDERED A TON OF SHIT FROM VICTORIA SECRET AND NOW MY BOOBS ARE VISIBLE!
Okay, I’ve been told by enough people that I dress like a trash bag. I even had a co-worker tell me that he didn’t know I “had an ass.” I’m really not the type to offended even though I consider myself a feminist, but I wonder, “Why am I so fucking Boston-modest?” I dress like [...]