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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Posts Tagged ‘Am I a lesbian?’
SEX AFTER DIVORCE. LOTS OF OPTIONS.
Is it common for a newly divorced woman to want to bang another chick? Like a Halloween costume: “Maybe I’m gay and I don’t know it. Let me try that on.” I’m sure lesbians love a girl who doesn’t want a girlfriend — only a soft pair of lips, perky breasts and a clean-smelling vagina. Shit…I sound like [...]
LESBIAN HOPES DASHED BY EXPERIENCED THERAPIST
(There are so many things wrong with this picture. Not only are my graphic design skills horrible, but I’m sure I’m offending lesbians. I found this underwear when I Google’d lesbian images. I went into Photoshop and added the “not.” I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I’m working on it in therapy.) “I [...]
UPDATE: I WANT TO GO TO A GAY BAR
I was curious if last night’s post “I WANT TO GO TO A GAY BAR” (see below) about my desire to kiss a woman and do other girl-on-girl actvities was just a “Friday night feeling.” I don’t think so. I got the urge tonight to research “lipstick” lesbian bars and dance clubs in West Hollywood [...]
THE AMISH, BOSTON AND SEX WITH A WOMAN
I usually NEVER talk about my dreams. Why? I don’t think anyone really cares. Fiction can be terribly boring, especially dream-fiction. However, someone on this blog once asked me a question about dreams, so I thought I would tell you my dream last night. Why? Cause it was insane, and very, very sexy. Basically in [...]
WOW, TIME TO WRITE MORE FUNNY SHIT.
I just read a post that I wrote yesterday from my mom’s house in Boston. My husband and I are in limbo for a few weeks before we drive to Los Angeles, and I sound like a fucked up depressed hag. They’re are so many things to be happy for. Here’s a list: 1. Hot [...]