MAYBE IF I WROTE A FOOD BLOG, YOU’D READ IT.

“Maybe if I wrote about the ‘Top 10 Reasons You Should Get an iPhone’, I’d get more hits on my blog,” I said to my boyfriend tonight. There are times I wonder about this blog: Why the fuck would anyone want to read it? Who cares? It should be more topical. I thought about how [...]

BYE Y’ALL! I’M OFF TO SUMMER CAMP!

Goodbye Husband! Goodbye Kittens! Goodbye Job! Goodbye Life! I’M OFF TO SUMMER CAMP! My husband is sending me to camp for the summer. I can’t wait to take archery, trapeze, computer gaming, cheerleading squad fun-time, panties classes and more! I’m off to Upstate New York – where only the Indians ventured. I’m off to live [...]

OH ME? I’M JUST WORKIN’ OUT!

“Hi, I’m just WORKING OUT! I know I look like I’m ABOUT TO SHOOT A PORNO, but nope, just gonna hit the treadmill!” WHEN DID THIS OUTFIT BECOME SUITABLE FOR THE GYM? Only in LA. I swear to god I’ve never seen soooo much skin in either Boston or New York. You may be thinking, [...]

GETTIN’ READY!!!

COOL DOWN!!! WHAT A WORKOUT!

SOMETIMES I’M ON "AMERICAN IDOL"!!!

On the way to work I have to shoot, American Idol. I’m getting really good. People go NUTZ for me!!!