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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Posts Tagged ‘Porn’
GOODBYE PORN. (AT LEAST FOR NOW.)
A few weeks ago I realized I stopped watching porn. When I look back at my life I have a tendency to romanticize the past. “Huh, I miss those days,” I wistfully sighed. I thought back to my nights or early mornings alone in my Queen-size bed in my one-bedroom in West Hollywood: free, single [...]
LET THE BUSH GROW: A CALL TO WOMEN
Just as I was about to shave down there, I stopped and made up a little song called “Let the bush grow.” I sang it loud and proud. I then realized that since I can hear my crazy neighbor screaming at random people, she could probably hear me belting out my new war song, “Let [...]
IT’S HARD TO WRITE ABOUT PORN WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY
I’ve been trying a new diet. Not “diet” in the sense of “eating less,” but rather shifting the way I eat. My biggest problem is protein. I’ve never been a big meat-eater, and I was actually a vegetarian and then vegan for many years. Even though I eat pretty healthy – mostly organic and tons [...]
I WANT TO GO TO A GAY BAR
Ok, I know I sound like another hetero chick who wants to play “Dress up as the Lesbian,” but seriously why not? I’m single, not looking for anything serious and not dying to have children anytime soon. I want to make-out and maybe feel-up a naked woman. Is that so wrong? God, I hate Lindsay [...]