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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Posts Tagged ‘Sex’
DRAGONFLY COCK RINGS
Immediately after I began dating my boyfriend last year I met a female friend of his, who shortly after being introduced, joked about having a threesome with my boyfriend and me. She wasn’t toxic, although that sounds terribly toxic; she was fun and she had a boyfriend who was kinda’ famous. I wasn’t sure if she [...]
DRAPER’S WORLD
Is it wrong to think of Donald Draper while having sex? Yes, yes it is. Is it so expected — like women, like cupcakes. I picture it long. Not like a garden snake, but a boa – long and think, swervy and slick, searching and smart – and inside me. “Jamie, no, no…”, I chided [...]
GOODBYE PORN. (AT LEAST FOR NOW.)
A few weeks ago I realized I stopped watching porn. When I look back at my life I have a tendency to romanticize the past. “Huh, I miss those days,” I wistfully sighed. I thought back to my nights or early mornings alone in my Queen-size bed in my one-bedroom in West Hollywood: free, single [...]
OH, THE DAYS OF BEING SINGLE…
My husband was away for four days. I didn’t really mention it on the blog, mostly because I have a fear someone will come and attack me, and it doesn’t help that I put explicit pictures on this site. I think I slept 12 hours during the four days. So, he was gone and I [...]