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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Posts Tagged ‘Waxing’
LET THE BUSH GROW: A CALL TO WOMEN
Just as I was about to shave down there, I stopped and made up a little song called “Let the bush grow.” I sang it loud and proud. I then realized that since I can hear my crazy neighbor screaming at random people, she could probably hear me belting out my new war song, “Let [...]
JUST IN CASE PLAYBOY ASKS ME TO “TAKE OFF MY PANTS” AND OTHER STORIES.
Hi Y’All! Just got back from getting waxed! And eating everything in the fridge! Cause that’s what pain makes me do. I was slacking in the “wax department” if that’s possible. That’s what Margie, my waxer, told me. “HUH!” Margie gasped, “How long has it been since you’ve been in???” She acted like I had [...]
YUP, IT HURT.
I survived my bikini wax! Well, it wasn’t just a bikini wax. To my surprise, she told me to, “LIFT UP YOUR KNEES…,” (the backside) and then I had to ask her, “How do you do this job?“ When I was walking home, I couldn’t help but think, “It’s like I paid someone $50 to [...]
GOODBYE 1976, HELLO 2008! HELLO VAGINA WAX!
It’s countdown time. I’m about to get waxed at WAX in West Hollywood. To some of you women, this may be a usual occurrence in your life. Not for me. I am in married-ville and he can leave me if he wants, ’cause I don’t like waxing. I went through a short period of waxing while [...]