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PREGNANT IN LA
March 17, 2012 09:03 -
MY TRIP TO LA
March 17, 2012 07:03 -
THE HENRY SOFA
March 10, 2012 18:03 -
THIS POST SUCKS
January 16, 2012 08:01 -
KNOCKED UP AROUND PALM TREES
October 25, 2011 14:10
Posts Tagged ‘Women’
TOP 10 PERIOD FOODS (X-RATED VERSION)
I just microwaved a plate of pretzels covered with string cheese and bananas. Am I high? No, I have my period. A plate of pretzels, melted banana with cheese plus a can Diet Rite and you got the perfect combination of salt, fat and sweet. You may be thinking: “That’s disgusting,” or, “Jamie sounds like white [...]
"OBAMA AND NELSON MANDELA DEFEND JESSICA SIMPSON’S CURVES"
Jessica Simpson (thank God) gained 15 pounds and the world “needs”to defend her. For the last 10 years Jessica has been working her ass off to stay at a size 2, but she decides to eat some extra burritos and is now more voluptuous. Oh my god, a celebrity gained weight! Here is my immature [...]
FAT BRITNEY
It brings me a lot of pain to write this blog post. I don’t even want to, but when I sat on the toilet last night, I thought, “I don’t want to be Fat Britney.” What am I talking about? I am in a show tonight for Christmas and I am wearing a bikini-like costume [...]
THE FREEDOM OF BEING A WOMAN
Can I tell you something? I never dated. I always locked eyes with the boys I met. We had a connection, we went on a date, we kissed and he was my boyfriend. For about 1-3 years we dated. Were we a great match? Yes and no. I liked having a buddy. We fought, we [...]
SEX AND THE CITY. OY VEY.
I had no plans to see Sex and the City until my mother told me that she liked it. My mother is very critical, but she told me it was good and the fashion was great, so I wanted to see it as a reward to myself. I dragged my husband, citing that “MEN LIKE IT [...]