MY BIRTHDAY WISH: SHEET CAKE + T&A

What do you get when you combine 3 sheet cakes with tits and ass? My birthday wish. Okay, you may think this is superficial, and you may be right, but I don’t feel like showing my present naked ass, still affected from my “I-got-a-divorce-so-I-must-eat” phase. I’ve been hitting the gym hard (wish I was hitting [...]

ASS RESOLUTION/ASS REVOLUTION

That may be the stupidest title of any blog post ever written, but it’s a movement (unintended pun) and I’m starting it now. Have no fear this isn’t a scatological entry — this is about my ass, my buttocks, my globes of joy. The buttocks in which I sit upon, on the wood chair in [...]

"FUCK THE PAIN AWAY"

The title of this post has nothing to do with what I’m writing, but I’m enjoying the song, “Fuck the Pain Away” by Peaches that my pole dancing teacher recommended. (That is probably the most awesome sentence I’ve ever written.) I just came home from my pole dancing class, which regretfully makes me sound like [...]

OKAY, IT’S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!!! AND I’M WICKED PSYCHED!

Am I turning 12? No! But I’m feeling psyched. Why am I psyched? I’m single, I love men and I love LA. That is probably the stupidest sentence I have ever written, but I don’t care. Why? Cause it’s almost my birthday!!! I’m sitting in a cafe on this lovely LA Saturday. I’m drinking soda, [...]

LOSE YOURSELF

I dream of making a music video to Eminem’s “Lose Yourself.” It would have me running, sweating, writing, studying, working – everything involved in making the calendar. I have TWO WEEKS to complete the calendar. I have to be like a warrior. A short warrior, but a warrior nonetheless. I have to have “calendar” on [...]

QUICK WARM UP WITH KITTEN-WEIGHTS!!!

I love my kittens, but NOT ENOUGH TO FORGO MY WORKOUT!!! These suckers have to pay their dues…

CARDIO!!! BITCHES!!!